hey ho hey ho.. jus got in a smack of a while ago... shared a cab with markie... baby i lurrrvvee ur new hair colour... very da sexy... n no... blonde does not make u look bimbotic... therez a nice tint of bronze which makes it all good...
had a reali reali good rehearsal with yarra and ricky... i mean seriously it was a very very good rehearsal... very very good!!! i was so damn satisfied... not only did those two get the steps all in, but the feeling and the dynamics and i reali dunno how to put it but simply saying THEY DID A DAMN GOOD JOB would still be understating the heck of a GREAT job they did...!!!! oh yes special thanks to mark for coming down to help me... and special special thanks to baby boy too!! who was the catalyst for my idea and spurred the beginnings for my project...
my project which i had no idea which direction was heading seems to be much better now.. i jus need to settle my collaborators and im pretty much all set..

oh wait i need to get torches!!! aarrgghh!!!

oh wait can i ask my technical co-ordinator to see to that??? hmm... haha... kala i love u!!!

wait wait mark is supposed to come down to watch tmr's rehearsal... mark as in sweet pea smelly poo mark jason... hmmmm.... think i beta remind him later...

haha... so aniwaez im gonna catch some winkz now before i wake up to get the Man U vs AC Milan match on video for soNg... u ass.. the things i do... its at farkin 3.30am!!!!!

muah.... good morning.... 

im still home!!! i shud be gettin ready for skool n im still home... still doin up my site... can die... haha.. dun worry im leavin im leavin... got TABULA RASA rehearsals today from 2pm to 4pm den i've got my own rehearsals... i think im too used to takin a cab to skool... im too used to leavin late.. crap... ahhh.... im going im going... seriously... baby boy... mulu... alot alot...

dangerous liasons.. hahaha 

muah, bah bah n pepper-nie in taiwan b4 our show!! 

*i am but a dangerous liason*

**i am but a dangerous liason**

was so damn extreamly tired this mornin... aarrggh... chingay was a killer and wats worse is i stayed out so late after... went to work and was fifteen mins late... fels so damn bad... at least i din come in with a hangover it was because i was genuinely very tired...
taught and almost died of cramps as usual... haha... was supposed to be part of gina's collaboration project but couldn't cause of my schedule... i have no life on weekends no life unless its a night life... haha...
caught a cab down to VT where i met soNg n we watched dangerous liasons presented by the Toy Factory Theatre Ensemble... i thought it was damn good and i realli enjoyed it lots...directed by Beatrice Chia, it starred Tan Kheng Hua - who was sultry and hot and i think portrayed her character most convincingly.. Mark Richmond - who i think Hutch resembles so damn much... Cheryl Miles who played Emilie who was part of my favourite and the the kinky-est scene.... soNg was pretty dissapointed that she appeared in so few scenes but i think he was glad that in all she appeared in she was kinky and sexxy to some extent... **winkz**

Oh ya hutch and his gal carol was in it too... they din say much but i must admit i sure did a kick out of seein those two on stage... they were so so funny i swear... and u just haf to see hutch's face in the programme... damn cartoon can...

Overall the show was realli realli good... costumes were excellent (thanks to mothar (moe ) kasim) the sets were so damn cute... with the slides and swings (which were used mainly for swinging.... if u noe what i mean)... but the text presented by the maily asian cast was flavoured so well and convincing...

TOY FACTORY has two more producions coming up... Porcelain by Chay Yew in April and Spirits by Koh Teng Liang in June... both of which i am certainly looking forward too... must watch!!!!

we had dinner at raffles city's pizza place.. i think i liked it betta wen it was that hippo pizza place... the pizza's were much much betta...
we hung out at cineleisure after and caught HIDE and SEEK... quite a good show i must say... the twist at the end fantastic, however nothing fantastic... n nuthing that totally makes sense in the end.. dun wanna give away too much to those who haven't seen it yet... was realli crampy all over again durin and after the show... m so sorry soNg-ie...

soNg met one of his realli weird skool mates after... haha.. well din do anything much... took 65 home after that... aaaahhh i feel so damn confused in my life bout so damn many things... aarrrggghhh!!!!! i dunno if i shud be making decisions rite now that i'm in this state... my feelings are so damn schizo... its crazy... ummm schizo... familiar... ;O)

its the nineteenth and its a special special day....!!! simply cause it my NANNA'S 80th BIRTHDAY!! Yipee!!

Happie Birthday Nanna Clark...!!!

i feel so bad cause i din go for dinner yesterday and i cant tonite either cause i've got CHINGAY tonite...

last nyte was the preview... we only danced twice but already i was so damn tired... haha.. can imagine tiday we must do four bladdy times... but actualli i am looking forward to it...well kinda la..haha.. who m i kidding..!!!

well... gotta go now... gotta go to skool sometime soon... already missed open house in da day... crap crap crap... had a late nyte... cant blame... wahahaha

not reali in the mood to write.. m extreamely upset... wanna tell u guys bout crunk n b tho... will do so soon... had such an awful day!!

The History of Valentine's Day

Every February, across the country, candy, flowers, and gifts are exchanged between loved ones, all in the name of St. Valentine. But who is this mysterious saint and why do we celebrate this holiday? The history of Valentine's Day -- and its patron saint -- is shrouded in mystery. But we do know that February has long been a month of romance. St. Valentine's Day, as we know it today, contains vestiges of both Christian and ancient Roman tradition.

So, who was Saint Valentine and how did he become associated with this ancient rite? Today, the Catholic Church recognizes at least three different saints named Valentine or Valentinus, all of whom were martyred.

One legend contends that Valentine was a priest who served during the third century in Rome. When Emperor Claudius II decided that single men made better soldiers than those with wives and families, he outlawed marriage for young men -- his crop of potential soldiers. Valentine, realizing the injustice of the decree, defied Claudius and continued to perform marriages for young lovers in secret. When Valentine's actions were discovered, Claudius ordered that he be put to death. Other stories suggest that Valentine may have been killed for attempting to help Christians escape harsh Roman prisons where they were often beaten and tortured.

According to one legend, Valentine actually sent the first 'valentine' greeting himself. While in prison, it is believed that Valentine fell in love with a young girl -- who may have been his jailor's daughter -- who visited him during his confinement. Before his death, it is alleged that he wrote her a letter, which he signed 'From your Valentine,' an expression that is still in use today.

Although the truth behind the Valentine legends is murky, the stories certainly emphasize his appeal as a sympathetic, heroic, and, most importantly, romantic figure. It's no surprise that by the Middle Ages, Valentine was one of the most popular saints in England and France.

bung bung- my birdie  

my new phone... the SAMSUNG E330C ;o) 

s.c.r.e.a.m. f-o-r i.c.e. k.r.e.e.m

m so extreamely tired man... was up since six... damn bladdy tired reali reali am.. my well-deserved break is over, and m so glad i had it, had time to wind off and think about all the stuff i needed to gif serious thot too... i think the best part was spending time with my ma n pa... specially since it was ma's birthday and all.. i realised how loving my parents are.. i mean yeah they squabble n fight and scream at me lots and lots and lots and lots but really i think the kind of relationship they have with each other is fantastic and i truly truly feel that they truly truly love me... hee hee... i am of course their one n only left...

wahaha... they've got no choice...

well i wen to teach today n had so so many things to prepare before i cld go.. letters for the girls, order forms, exam letters... aarrggh... so much admin... but must admit i m a sucker for this shit... haha... aniwaes.. we're moving to our new CC in the first week of March, which means we will be having our lessons there... like so damn cool rite... hopefully the girls will get use to the space!! ahh.. they'll be ok!

well.. im finally gettin use to usin my fone.. its much easier than motorola n not ThAT different from NOKIA at all...

i got a birdie today.. its a baby "matah putih", it flew into bum bums house and cause ma din wan to keep it so he gave it to me... hee hee so happy!!! i've decided to name it "ah bung bung"... its not in a cage rite now so we put it in a small fishtank -animal abuse- haha... so cute my little baby...

well m gonna go to bed now... cant believe i din talk to

soNg for almost a week.. haha... i reali reali reali cant believe it... baby boy i've got loads and loads and loads to tell u... will catch up soon aite... love all ur msgs.. wattta darlin...

i wonder if freckly bjork ever got a UTI 

u.r.i.n.a.r.y.

t.r.a.c.t.

i.n.f.e.c.t.i.o.n.

[better known as UTI]

yes that's wat i have... a freakin urinary tract infection... and no bianca... its not a STD...!!! hahaha... its the presence of exessive amounts of white blood cells in ur highly akalined urine... ha sounds chim...

saw a doctor this mornin... his eyes were so small... and he had such a weird accent but he was quite cool and slack and i think he sensed i was realli uncomfortable so he was crackin jokes and stuff...

i had to go pee in one of those small cups.. so embarresing can.. (and here i am announcin' it on my web page).. haha.. i had to get my pee at mid-stream which meant i had to pee abit and stop and pee somemore into the cup.. damn leceh...

well they did a pee test and found out that i had a urinary tract infection... beta known by its acronym UTI... well i got medication and stuff and the doc assured me it will go away in due time... aah! relieve...

its my ma's birthday in 6mins!!

im so damn glad i have a comp otherwise i'll be so damn bored... was realli sick and the weathers not so good to go out in, so i've been in preety much the whole day which sucks...

got to find out some pwee-tie neat things bout Hong Kong-the land that neva sleeps... will post some stuff soon, bout HKPA n all...

well gotta go soon... m so glad that the three of us will be together on ma's birthday!! HAPPIE BIRTHDAY MUMMY!!! love u lots and lots... ahem... **winkz**

well i kinda made an important decision tiday... dunno whether to look back anot but guess im not going too... i've been thinking about it alot alot... wait till i tell my frenz... i think they will so scream!! no turning back now!!! aargh...

ok ok... gotta go... miss everyone... i feel i haven't seen u for ages...

CONSTATINE -The MOvie 

hmm... so i haven't been writing much bout myself or whats been goin on in my life according to soNg... hmm... haha... its cause nuthin has been happening la... boring oney i... dunno guess im really depressed... haha... shouldn't be but realli m...

could not go to sleep last nite... stayed up and did a timeline to lead up to my piece for my choreographic showing which happens in 4 weeks time!!! can u believe it!!! 4 bladdy weeks... only two rehearsals a week!!! man... plus some of my dancers have so much hang ups... some oney la... aaarrrggghh!!! so aniwae i stayed up till like six... wah lao... i really think i have sudden doses of insomnia... den wen i finally got to bed i kept getting nightmares... kept dreaming i was drowning again...

din go to skool today... reali regret it... nd msg me out of concern... andy sweetie.. thank u so damn much... but seriously i reali reali had a "rough" night... n im so sorry... i realli realli m... well my life will take a pause for the next few days... i dunno when i'll come back to reality... at least i will be with people i love... but dunno whether they'll love me...

well aniwaez... this is brown suggar signing out aite... GONG XI FA CAI to all... hope u all get lotsa HONG BAOS...

John Constantine has been to hell and back. Born with a gift he didn’t want, the ability to clearly recognize the half-breed angels and demons that walk the earth in human skin, Constantine (KEANU REEVES) was driven to take his own life to escape the tormenting clarity of his vision.

But he failed. Resuscitated against his will, he found himself cast back into the land of the living. Now, marked as an attempted suicide with a temporary lease on life, he patrols the earthly border between heaven and hell, hoping in vain to earn his way to salvation by sending the devil’s foot soldiers back to the depths.

But Constantine is no saint.

Disillusioned by the world around him and at odds with the one beyond, he’s a hard-drinking, hard-living bitter hero who scorns the very idea of heroism. Constantine will fight to save your soul but he doesn’t want your admiration or your thanks – and certainly not your sympathy. All he wants is a reprieve.

When a desperate but skeptical police detective (RACHEL WEISZ as Angela Dodson) enlists his help in solving the mysterious death of her beloved twin sister (also played by Weisz), their investigation takes them through the world of demons and angels that exists just beneath the landscape of contemporary Los Angeles.

Caught in a catastrophic series of otherworldly events, the two become inextricably involved and seek to find their own peace at whatever cost.

shoot the bastard... shoot shoot the bastard... 

note to self:

booze may not be the answer

.........................

but it helps you forget the question!!

m gonna go to bed now... my parents r real pissed with me for all ive been the past few dayz... they r especially mad at me cause i din join them for dinner... i feel especially lonely when i come home... m not lookin forward to HK... haiz... got to speak to robin after so damn long... he was sleepy and exhausted, i m sorry i woke u up... **muackz**

had dinner at dis THAI place down at parkway with soNg, jen, sean and nd cai watta guy...

food was reali realli good... free flow and damn nice... filling too... must recommend everyone to go lei... was reali upset after that cause of some crap stuff... thank gawd i wasn't completely alone... haiz... i feel so damn pathetic... i m not looking forward to tmr at all...

i realised how lonely id be if i din haf u soNg... u reali take care of me... i have the best conversations with u and u alwis cheer me up wheneva im down... dun wanna say too much this is the world wide web... wahahaha... but seriously thank u... my life suddenly doesn't feel as empty anymore... mulu...

Condoms.... sometimes men's best friend  

Only use condoms...

Made of latex or polyurethane. "Natural" or animal skin condoms don't guard against STDs.

With a receptacle tip to allow a space in which your semen can collect.

In mint condition. Condoms that have been worn down in your pocket or wallet for weeks are unreliable.

That are marked, "for disease protection"

Never use oil-based lubricants. Vaseline can destroy the latex of a condom in 5 minutes. Oil can destroy a condom in less than 1 minute! Be careful when using massage oils before sex. If you do, it's a good idea to shower with soap after the massage and before sex. Oil on the hands or near the penis or vagina could damage the condom.

Ensure effectiveness by...

Checking the expiration date.

NOT using condoms that are brittle, gummy or discolored.

NOT using condoms in wrappers that are worn down and seeping lubricant.

Using a spermicidal water-based lubricant.

Making sure there is lubrication between the outside of the condom and the inside of the vagina. If a dry condom is forced into a dry vagina, it more is likely to break. Some women tend to be more dry then others. In this case you need to apply a sexual lubricant to the outside of the condom.

Carrying your condoms in a hard protective case to avoid friction. A pack of 12 Pleasure plus condoms come in a protective aluminum case.

Increase effectiveness by...

Using spermicidal foam or the pill along with the condom.

the beautiful female. my ideal. jenn by esao andrews...

The Shape Women Are In

If shop mannequins were real women, they would be too thin to menstruate and bear children.

There are three billion women on the planet who don't look like supermodels and only eight who do.

Marilyn Monroe, Hollywood sex goddess, wore a size twelve.

If Barbie were a real woman, she'd have to walk on all fours. Because of her unrealistic proportions, she could not balance on her long legs and tiptoes.

Also, her narrow body would have room for only half a liver and a few inches of intestines instead of the usual twenty-six feet. The result would be chronic diarrhea and death from malabsorption of nutrients.

The average American woman weighs 144 pounds and wears a size twelve or fourteen.

One out of every four college-aged women uses unhealthy methods of weight control, including fasting, skipping meals, excessive exercise, laxative abuse, and self-induced vomiting.

Models in fashion magazines are airbrushed and retouched. In real life they look more like the rest of us than their glossy print images.

A psychological study in 1995 found that after just three minutes spent looking at models in a fashion magazine, 70% of women reported feeling depressed, guilty, and ashamed of their bodies.

Twenty years ago models weighed eight percent less than the average woman. Today they weigh twenty-three percent less, and many fall into an anorexic weight range.

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ANRED

been rather curious on all these topics bout sex n stuff...

m particularly curious bout oral sex... din noe there was so damn much behind it man...

decided to put up some of my findings on my blog... so lets see...

let me educate u bout sex.... wahahahaha....

here goes....

top seven tips for today....

lesson numbero uno: precautions

there are enough live sperm and germs at the tip of an erect penis to cause pregnancy or infection without penetration or ejaculation

lesson duo: the g spot

for many women, it's a highly sensitive, highly erotic area that provides hours of pleasure. For others it's a knobbly bit that, when touched too much, creates an overwhelming sensation of needing a wee.

lesson three: the b-job

the mouth, lips and tongue have a dynamite combination of flexibility and softness that can't help but please. although oral sex is known as a 'blow job', the one thing you should never do is blow into your partner's body. you could cause an embolism (obstruction of an artery by an air bubble) or infection.

lesson four: condoms are for everyone

male condoms are 98 per cent effective if used according to instructions

female condoms are 95 per cent effective if used according to instructions

always look for condoms with the BSI Kitemark or European CE mark

condoms are free in the uk from family planning clinics, sexual health clinics and some GPs

lesson five: betcha u din noe dis

you still can get pregnant when having sex during ur period

lesson six: a quick journey through your fertility cycle
Days 1 -7

Physically: hormones are released from the brain and this kick-starts the production of the female fertility hormone - oestrogen which in turn starts your period cycle.
Emotionally: you might feel relaxed and happy as your hormone level - which affect your moods and feelings - will be low

Days 7 -14

Physically: oestrogen will cause an egg to be released from your ovaries and at the same time, your womb lining will begin to thicken in preparation for the possible arrival of a fertilised egg.
Emotionally: thanks to oestrogen you might feel at your most attractive right now and your confidence levels will be high **SITUATION ALERT**

Days 14 -21

Physically: a ripe egg is released from your ovary in a process known as ovulation. This egg will then travel down the fallopian tubes awaiting possible fertilisation through sex.
Emotionally: you may feel extra sensitive to what people say and do as the ebb and flow of your hormones may give you what's known as pre-menstrual tension/syndrome (PMT) (a collection of physical and emotion symptoms such as breast tenderness, bloating, irritability and tearfulness) **do not be dumb - be safe**

Days 21-28

Physically: if the egg is unfertilised it will naturally dissolve. This causes the thickened womb lining to be released (because there's no longer a need for it, as no egg has been fertilised) and your period will begin.
Emotionally: you'll probably feel tired but relaxed as your body gears up for a new cycle

**did u read lesson no.5??**

lesson seven:

If you have had unprotected sex (without contraception) or a condom has split or come off, you can take 'emergency contraception' up to 3 days after sex to help avoid pregnancy.

"I'm not afraid to die. I just don't want to be there when it happens."